Annoying Orange – Kitchen Improvement (Home Improvement Parody)

Annoying Orange – Kitchen Improvement (Home Improvement Parody)


(driving jazzy music) – And we’re on in three! Two! – One! Did you forget
what comes after two? – No one says the one! That’s
how we do it in show biz! – Hum! That’s dumb. Let’s take it again – We’re on the air! (audience member coughs) – Oh. (laughs) Hey there everyone! And welcome to another
episode of the Tool Bench. The only show that literally
takes place atop a tool bench. I’m Tim the toolman Orange. And say hello to my handy
assistant, Pear Boreland. Emphasis on the bore. (laughs) – Thanks for the sweet intro, dude. All right, today on Tool
Bench, we’re going to show you how to repair an outboard motor. – And you know what an
outboard motor goes on, don’t you Folks? – What? – A motorboat! (imitates motorboat noise) (audience making motorboat noises) (laughs delightedly) I
love you so much audience. – Now, the first thing
we’re going to do is… – Pear, lemme stop you right there. Any schmo can repair an outboard motor, but it takes a real fruit
to give it more power! – That does not look safe, dude! – Nonsense! Lemme just
crank it up and show you how a true professional…whoa! (audience screaming) – Look out! – It’s gonna hit the tool box! Take cover! (crashing noises) (screaming) – Waaaa! This is the
worst episode I ever saw! (laughs loudly) To sound? A little left. No! My left! – Look pal, I don’t have hands, all right? So I can’t tell left from right. – Tim, what are you doing to our backyard? – Hey Jill Pickle! I’m digging
a pond so we can try out our new outboard motor. (imitates motorboat sound) – (laughs) (imitates motorboat noise) – Stop doing that! So you figured you’d just dig
a massive hole in the counter instead of just using the
sink that is right there? (audience laughing) – Huh. Good point. I
could’ve just used the sink. – You mean to tell me you
dug up our entire yard for no good reason? Ughhhhh – Uh oh! Looks like you
screwed up, toolman! (laughs to himself) I called him a tool. – (laughs halfheartedly)
Yeah, no. Seriously, I did. – Hey there, neighbor! – Huh? Who said that? – Me! – Where? – I’m right here! – Oh. (laughs) Sorry. Couldn’t
see you there little Wilson. – Gahhh! It’s just Wilson!
I don’t need to be reminded that I need a ladder
to see over the fence. – Tell me, Little Wilson. You ever have trouble with your wife? – Ah. Having love problems, huh? Well, in times like this, I like to use a favorite quote of mine: “Love is like the wind. You can’t see it, but you can feel it.” – Huh. Really? Love is like breaking wind? – That’s not what I said! – I mean, it is a weird
quotation, but it makes sense! Both feel great! – You’re not listening! – This has been really
helpful. Thanks little Wilson! – Why do I even try with
him? (exasperated noise) – Hey everyone! Welcome
back to Tool Bench. – All right. Now let’s get back to work
re-rebuilding this motor. Now first we’re gonna– – Hold it there,
Boreland. I can’t do this. – Why? – I screwed up at home. I went a little overboard
with this outboard. (laughs) But, it upset someone I love very much. You see, a wise person once said, “Love is like breaking wind. You can’t see it, but you can smell it.” – No one wise ever said that. – So I owe an apology to
someone out there, my wife. Jill Pickle, I’m sorry. And I’d like to show you just
how sorry I am with this. (breaks wind) Could you guys help me out here? (audience members breaking wind) Yeeeaaah! Jill, you’re my world! (audience members breaking wind) – What the heck is going on? – Dahhhh! It’s a beautiful
quote and you’re ruining it! – Uh, dude! You might want to chill out with the whole farting thing. – Ah come on, Boreland!
Stop being such a– – Tool? – Yeah, as a matter of fact.
You are being a bit of a tool! (laughs) – No! Tool! – Huh? (Orange screams) (crashing noises) – Waaaaa! – Waaa! Help! Ahhhh. Wow! That really threw
a wrench in this show. (laughs) Ahhh! Okay! Now can you whiten my teeth a bit? (computer bloop) Whiter! (computer bloop) Whiter! (computer bloop) Ahhhh! Too white! Too White! (laughs) (Orange laughing)

100 thoughts on “Annoying Orange – Kitchen Improvement (Home Improvement Parody)

  1. OMG HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS UNTIL NOW?! THIS IS PERFECTION!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

  2. pear pear pear STOPID๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

  3. I sense a sudden disturbance in the force. Like a female purple fruit passed out with a broken heart

  4. realy a spoof parody home inviroment thats it thats all you have im gonna type some words to make my coment bigger aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssdddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhagoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom explochine whoo hoo yyyyyyyyyya just like the koolad man says

  5. Pear your awesome and cool dude give me your money ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท ill trade for my Ferrari ๐ŸŽ

  6. Hey orange I'LL fart 10 times ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ

  7. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜O:-):-:-$:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D^_^^_^^_^;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-)

  8. After all these years, Pear has harnessed Orangeโ€™s Power to say the name of something and a disaster will happen using that thing

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