Boarding Order – Key & Peele

Boarding Order – Key & Peele

– Good morning ladies and
gentlemen, we are about to begin boarding South Northern Airlines, flight 34 to Grand Rapids. – Okay, excuse me, boarding group one. I’m gonna board in group one, excuse me, I’m in boarding group one. – And we would like to
begin pre-boarding with our first class passengers. First class passengers only, please. Next, our business class
passengers may now board. Okay now we would like
to welcome our Regal Alliance Elite members. Regal Alliance Elite members. Okay now all passengers with children. Anyone with small children,
you may board now. Okay we would like to continue boarding with uniformed military personnel. – What? Why can’t? This is, thank you for your service. Thank you so much for your
service, God bless you. – Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. Alright people in wheelchairs. Any priests, nuns, rabis, emoks. – What, why do they get special treatment? – Assalamualalaikum. – I’ve never. That’s typical. – Any old people in
wheelchairs with babies. (baby crying) Any old religious people
with military babies. – What’s a military? – Thank you for your service. Jason Schwartzman. Anyone with a blue
suitcase you may now board. – Finally. – Nope, not you, sir. – Not me? This is a blue suitcase. – That’s a blue computer bag. – So you’re not gonna let me on then. Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn
it, damn it, damn it! God damn it! – Anyone who doesn’t seem cranky. Drunk people. We will now be boarding any drunk people. Drunk people. – Nope, it’s my bag. Sir. It’s. – Oh. Hello? Oh, hey Christian. Yeah, totally. Well you have your favorites
and I have my favorites. Okay. Call you later, chow, chow. Boarding group one. (dramatic music) – [Man] Jason Schwartzman! – [Man] Jason Schwartzman,
pick up your hand. Trying to find you, Jason. Jason Schwartzman. – [Man] I got him! I got Schwartzman here! Everyone, Jason Schwartzman’s fine. (cheering) We got Jason Schwartzman,
let’s rap it up people. – Boarding group one over here. Boarding group one.

79 thoughts on “Boarding Order – Key & Peele

  1. Subscribe to the new Key & Peele YouTube channel for all the classics as well as new-to-YouTube sketches:

  2. 3:14 is that the background from universal studios because I remember seeing that when I went to universal studios but I don't know if it's that

  3. They'll find him when they eventually haul the wreckage. Push him to the side so they have some space to work in.

  4. Would've been awesome if after drunk guy
    "I'm sorry to the rest of you but it appears this flight has been over booked,,, we apologize for any inconveniences as we will redirect you to the next flight that'll be taking off in 5 hrs along with this $5 voucher for any restaurant inside the airport…"

  5. am just recently started to see these buddies.. and its insanely funny.. omg..its really damn funny and amazing and also the direction and dialogues are on next level.. So funny.. lol.. from India

  6. Wow what a big waste of money for the punchline that was weak af!!! Should have just ended it with key realizing he was at the wrong gate the whole time lmao

  7. I make a point of saying “thank you for you service” to people who are still out cleaning the streets and collecting the trash at 2 a.m. when i’m enjoying my weekend and swaggering back home from a bar.

  8. fun fact: even after the accident Key still doesnt unfasten his seat belt because of the turbulance experience

  9. Moral of story I think is doesn’t matter if you’re first or last. Last doesn’t mean worst. It may save your life one day too even.

  10. I don't get the joke about "Jason Schwartzman". Is it that jews get preferential treatment when they dont deserve it? Doesn't seem funny to me.

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