Conan’s Border Wall Pledge Drive

Conan’s Border Wall Pledge Drive


Presidente Trump wants to build a wall, and he would like Mexico to pay for it. Would you like to make a donation? Do you have any? Would you like to put a? Put here love. Love? You’d put love in there? And kindness. No I need cash. (audience laughs) Would you like to donate to the wall? Oh. And I’m gonna sweeten the deal. If you donate 500 pesos, you get your name on a brick in the wall. Oh really? Yeah! Okay, and you have to act now, cause there’s only gonna be 800 million of these. Oh really?
Yeah! For 1000 pesos, look at this, you get an I paid for the wall tote bag. Do you want that, see? Oh my God. And throwing in, look at this right here. Muchas Gracias. Yes, that’s how he spells it. Does he want to donate money to build the wall that Trump? Eh, no. (laughing) Is there anything you’d like to say to President Trump? If you speak in Spanish, Trump won’t understand. If you speak in English he may not understand. Hola, como estas? Bien! Alright, how are you? Hi! I wanna hug the grandmother, please! (crowd cheers) Donate? No, no. He promised, he said Mexico would pay! Trump said that you would pay. No. He said you would pay! Not pay nothing. Trump said you would pay. I put this. No you can’t, no, you can’t! (cheering and applause) Mexico, Mexico, Mexico!

100 thoughts on “Conan’s Border Wall Pledge Drive

  1. DECADES AFTER DECADES WE ARE STILL PASSING THE BORDER, WE ARE LIKE ROACHES, YOU CAN NEVER STOP US….LMAO WE KNOW HOW TO GET AROUND …🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

  2. yes lets go to the large cities not the practical towns that many many many mexicans live in.

    Hey conan how about you help the poor mexican population not the rich kids in the big cities!!!!!!!!!

  3. Conan really is tall. Andy looks short but he's just a little bit shorter. Diego Luna said Conan was as tall as 2 Mexicans put together and he's right.

  4. Wow I love this video Conan. I am of Mexican descent and you earned my respect. Such a peaceful protest the Hispanic people show. 🙂

  5. Why are some of your videos region locked and others aren't? Gotta give my views to some unofficial channel reuploading your videos.

  6. I love Mexico and every Mexican I have met in this country. They are good , hard working, people. But for Gods sake quit sneaking across the border and use the points of entry that everyone else including every American citizen uses. Or we get arrested and if our children are with us, we get separated from them. That's how it works……not hard to understand people.

    Now Democrats want a country 20 trillion dollars in debt to pay for them a lawyer when they choose not come into this country with the millions of immigrants that do so legally ?

  7. Thank you Conan for supporting the USA as a dumping ground for anyone who wants to just cross the border and come to the USA.

  8. You may be shocked to know this, libtard douche, but Mexico works pretty hard to keep Guatemalans and other Central and South Americans from illegally entering Mexico's southern border. According to NatGeo, the Mexican people who live on that border have a great eye for spotting illegals, looking for their clothing type, accent, and behavior and then alert the Mexican border agents who apprehend the illegals, house them in a detention center til morning, then ship them back over the southern border. But if we do that, it's raaaaacist. Explain that, Conan. You shitbird.

  9. Joaqin 'El Chapo' Guzman, one of the most evil drug lords in history escaped twice from prison. The second time it was through an air-conditioned mile-long tunnel using a motorbike…

    Yeah, I'm sure a border wall will be the perfect solution to keep out drug cartel activities and other criminals (as DT labels ALL Hispanics, whom he just calls all 'Mexicans') because they haven't invented ways to get through barriers…

    If you want to know how effective a wall is at stopping migration just look at the example of the Berlin Wall. That one was a lot smaller length to guard, had additional barbed wire barricades and even mines in some locations and 24-hour surveillance by guards ordered to shoot to kill. Result? Still thousands of people escaped through each year!

    Physical barriers won't stop migration. They may slow it, make it a bit smaller, but won't stop it.
    People migrate not because they want to break the law. They do so because they want to escape the economic or social crises of their home countries, which, ironically are often created by our own corporate exploitation. (e.g. Bolivia had to throw out American corporations restricting access to water on their own soil!)

    If we claim the USA is the greatest country in the world we shouldn't be surprised people would want to come and live here.

  10. Re: Money for the Wall and Military Patrol along the Southern Boarder.

    President Trump's words” Mexico is going to pay for the Wall.” Still rings in the ears and minds of the voters. Prosecuting documenting and billing the countries of origin the illegal aliens invading our country will be more than sufficient funds to build the border security wall. America has 325,000,000 legal citizens who are enough for the 200,000,000 jobs within our boarders.

    For the countries that deliberately send their undesirables, criminals to our country the total bill will include government processing and prosecuting, imprisonment, medical care, damages and the return to their native country. Unless these Bills are met by the illegal alien’s country of origin The said country will suffer severe sanctions in aid and trade from the USA.

    This Billing of the countries of origin can be back filed to the election of President Trump in 2016. The decades of Idiotic immigration laws and Alien country PAC's dark big money political influence on our way of life and values has destroyed the Country we all pledged alliance to daily in schools and colleges. Our American dream our freedom from foreign powers (Israel, England, EU and China) is gone and takes trillions every year out of the USA Media and treasury for enslavement of the citizens with tax indentured cost by deficit spending since the Clinton's violated the Madison Law stating no foreign power will own a major resource, or Major media, etc.

    When you buy cable TV or go to a movie do you know who you are supporting with the big bucks spent? You are supporting the Jewish domination of TV stations and English and foreign countries shows and movies. The trillions of dollars taken out of the USA every year are spent on the illegal and legal drug and slave running efforts of the said countries in the USA and worldwide. They are totally Anti-American and plan to get the early colony back for the cost of a song or story. Their TV news is tabloid journalism the lowest most insulting information a citizen group can stand. Break the monopolies the FCC has turned a blind eye to for political kickbacks.

    It is America's values the world needs not the Royals of England and master slave values of Israel. Make this new approach work NOW.

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  11. Conan you are officially an honorary mexican you are invited to all the carne asadas. As a matter of fact you can roll through this weekend to watch la pelea del Canelo!

  12. I'm from iran. I love Arabic people. as much as the other countries. see ? We love each other. But our goverments are so suck. And WE are important. Not our goverments. We are ONE. We are equal. I love you ALL.

  13. The old woman that said “but we didn’t” was adorable. She needs to be famous. So sweet and adorable. God bless her soul.

  14. HOW MANY WAYS ARE THERE TO BUILD THE WALL 

    Direct  the contractors  to build the WALL and bill the USA  with interest   and tax  deduction ???

    Go fund me page 

    Set up  a  Freedom bond like  in WWII 

    Get the Military to build it  with contractor  approval and materials 

    Redirect  money to Mexico  for good will 

    Take money from the  military’s   750 billion 

    Shut down the Government  at Christmas time 

    Get the House republicans  to add  to the bill 

    Some large company  pays for it  just to get their name on it ??

    Name the Wall  after  Nancy -Chucky  -ZERO

  15. Meh…. your selective audience might wanna consider. As of today the “We the People will fund the wall” (Go Fund Me) has raised over $16 million raised by over 270k people. Seems to be a lot of people who disagree with you there buddy.

  16. Re: Money for the Wall and Military Patrol along the Southern Boarder.
    “Mexico is going to pay for the Wall.” Still rings in the ears and minds of the voters. Prosecuting documenting and billing the countries of origin the Criminal illegal aliens invading our country will provide more than sufficient funds to build the boarder security wall. America has 325,000,000 legal citizens who are enough for the 180,000,000 jobs within our boarders.

    For the foreign countries who deliberately send their undesirable criminals to our country the total bill will include government processing and prosecuting, imprisonment, medical care, damages and the cost of return to their native country. Unless these Bills are met by the illegal aliens country of origin The said country will suffer severe sanctions in aid and trade from the USA. This Billing of the countries of origin can be back filed to the election of President in 2016. The decades of ignored immigration laws and Alien country PAC's dark big money using political influence on our USA way of life and values has destroyed Our sovereign Country. OUR American dream OUR freedom from foreign powers (Israel, England, Mexico ,EU and China) is gone and they take trillions of dollars every year out of the USA Media and treasury for enslavement of the USA citizens with tax indentured cost by deficit spending since the Clinton's violated the Madison Law stating no foreign power will own a USA major resource, or Major media, etc. Bush's and Obama are all Tories of agents for England. Prosecute them and confiscate their foundations.
    When you buy cable TV or go to a movie do you know who you are supporting with the big bucks spent? You are supporting the Jewish domination of TV stations and English and foreign countries monopoly’s of shows and movies. The trillions of dollars taken out of the USA every year are spent on the illegal and legal drug and slave running efforts of the said countries in the USA and world wide. They are totally Anti-American and plan to get the early colony back for the cost of a song or Movie. Stop Affirmative action our tax dollars supporting producers who do not have to pay the Minority actors. Get the FCC to function properly. Drop your cable TV as the anti American owners are destroying us at every day. Stop Children going to movies as they are a Jewish and English dominated groups who will play master and slave old world domination with your children's future. USA values for USA citizens.
    It is America's values the world needs not the Drug running Royals of England and master slave values of Israel. Make our USA values work NOW.
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  17. I'm going to try simple reasining about your devotion to thus….   Remember the  "caravan" he had all of you so worried about?! How 1,000s of.  "those people"  were heading to Amarica and most of them were rapists & murders!? How is it that they just disapeared once dmfp took iffice?! He dupped you as he always does to get what he wants. Please wake up!

  18. Oh now that the heat is on; uncle Donnie is waffling! That's not what we voted for. We want that wall because we are afraid of everybody in the world.

  19. When you enter Mexico illegally you will be arrested or shot. I suggested that if you are so against the wall that you take what’s there down, that boarder security is dismissed and allow everyone to walk in and out of America free. Let’s see what happens than.

  20. PSYCHOLOGICAL TRICK NO. 8 — https://youtu.be/-O1FNI6iNg8?t=318
    "Don't argue the main point. When negotiating for something, argue the second point. For example, if you want to build a wall, don't argue over whether or not the wall will be built. Immediately skip to who will be paying for the wall. Now, people will take the existence of the wall as a given."

  21. Saw the whole program on NetFlix — hilarious! And probably the best diplomacy the USA has conducted with Mexico since Trump took office. Conan really did a wonderful job and was so friendly & respectful to everyone.

  22. I find it to be incredibly depressing that even people in the U.S. don’t wanna protect their people and their country from undocumented and potentially dangerous immigrants. It is also a massive insult to Mexicans and other people of different ethnicities who migrated to America legally for people to take the back way and immigrate illegally.

  23. I believe only comedians and actors truly have the moral authority to be our ambassadors, and statesman, and shape the world in their image. Who knows better? Conan is absolutely brilliant.

  24. Conan love the humor but hate your politics. Please don’t lecture us. Build the wall. Yes not to be mean people but to KNOW who is coming into our country. And unlike the left we can laugh at ourselves. But the truth is we will not have open boarders to the greatest country on earth. A country millions of people are trying to come to

  25. 1.- that guy is GIANT
    2.- those people who he interviewed were literally dwarfs!!!
    3.- greetings from México everyone 🙂

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