I painted a mural on my bedroom wall

I painted a mural on my bedroom wall


This is probably going to be the worst video I ever post. So what is in perhaps the world’s worst turn of events? I sat down yesterday to edit this video and found out that I had deleted HALF THE FOOTAGE. WhO TOLD ME TO DO THA-? Okay, you know what? So, what I’m gonna do is just sit down and with the awkward Conglomerate of footage that I do have left, I’m gonna try to make this video as entertaining as possible Most of you probably know that when I move out I’m planning on adopting five dogs at the least, maybe a parrot, we’ll see about that, and moving to the middle of nowhere. And when I say middle of nowhere I mean balls to the wall savage-land. Provided Aritzia is within a 10-minute drive from me. So I thought to myselfsSS, Why don’t I just paint this thing on my bedroom wall, and then every morning have this monstrosity just staring into my soul? You know. Seems pretty simple. Well, that’s what I thought too. So, okay, you know what we have an idea. So what’s next? I need to find a reference photo. So at the time, for some reason, I was really infatuated with the idea of a wintery scene. So I searched up “winter trees” on the googs, but that didn’t work. So I tried “winter wonderland”, “snowy landscape”, “the Arctic”, “Norway”, “ELSA”, and eventually through a rigorous process of elimination: I found this photo. Now, you might be thinking Hey, that looks like a perfectly good photo- wRONG. You’re wrong. Okay, did you hear that? You’re wrong! One, this is actually not a photograph. It’s a photograph of a painting, and I’m not out here trying to be accused of plagiarism à la James Charles. And two, this has an Astronomically high chance of looking like cauliflower if I paint it. Back to the drawing board. How about a jungle landscape? Yeah, that seems pretty cool. I mean, it’s green, it’s fluffy, lots of doggies- NO. You wanna know why? Because of this, okay. And this. And tHAT. And we’re not doing that on my bedroom wall. So eventually, I settled for this simple, generic Bob Ross-esque image. I found this photo when I typed in “British Columbia” on Google, or Bing. You might never know. I might be a traitor. what happened to Bing? Illuminati confirmed. So I found the photo, you know. I said, hey, I’m gonna paint it and DELETE HALF THE FOOTAGE. So I started this madness October 12th 2019, almost an entire month ago. *smiles* *whispers* and i deleted half the footage- Okay, let’s get past that. So first, I cleared my room, you know, I took everything out of my bed. If you remember, I still have that bed that, you know, swings up and just descends into the seven depths of hell or whatever. So yeah, I took everything out of that and then I pushed everything to this side of the room. It was time to actually start painting. So the next morning, I woke up bright and early said “holy trashbags”, I need some thick brushes to make this thick painting. And then I jumped in the car and we went to (??some store) which is essentially Home Depot’s left testicle. Here’s the audio from that footage … that I deleted. “Good morning, my dudes. Today begins this madness. We’re here at (???) So the game plan is just to buy every single paper (??) …….. Did you know that I deleted half the footage? I’m so mad right now, that if fury was a function of time, I would be the asymptote. Right, so then when I got home, it was time to put paint brush to wall, if you know what I mean. The first plan of action was to paint the mountains in the back. Not gonna lie, it was starting to look awful. So I searched up, on YouTube, how to paint mountains, and I found a video of Bob Ross painting mountains for ten hours and I watched like a third of the whole thing. And I came up with this and I’m pretty happy with it. So once that was over and done with what entered is what I’m going to call *inhale* Joanna’s brain being a pathetic, indecisive little punk, because I wasn’t able to decide what to do next, like there’s just so much stuff going on! Did I do the water? Did I do the trees? Did I do the mountains in the foreground? Did I just lay an underlayer? Did I draw a pentagram? I don’t know. It really was suspended in midair as to what I was gonna do next, except that it wasn’t because I used acrylics- uh oh And I loosely blocked out pretty much everything that you see behind me. This is where things got really funky and (???) and my wall was looking like a whole mess, let’s just say that. And I’m kind of glad that the footage got deleted cuz’ you probably would have clicked off at this point. LISTEN. Okay.. Dirty Diana started playing. Shout out to all the Queen Diana’s out there. And it was just like, I didn’t know what to do. So at this point, I’m gonna mention something: I started this video over Reading Week and it was supposed to span that week. But as you can already imagine that didn’t happen. *inhale* um, you know, Reading Week is when you’re supposed to read books but bold of my professors to assume that I was gonna do anything else than paint up a storm and deLeTe HaLf tHe FoOtage So at this point it had been like three days of me doing this and honestly, I’ve made no discernable progress. So I started to freak out. So for the next two weeks I painted like an absolute maniac. I cannot stress this, enough, *inhale* This video drained me of energy I didn’t even know I had. I don’t want to see paint for the next, like, five years. And I mean, we all know that I’m a sufferer of the chronic glutton for punishment syndrome, So you know my ass is gonna be back next week painting the ceiling or something. Oh, and not to mention. You know, how many coconut flour pancakes I consumed during this? I mean, the only upside of this is that I perfected the coconut flour pancake. Gordon Ramsay fight me. And mug cakes? We’re not even gonna talk about that. So, you know a couple hundred trees later I was starting to really want this to be over with *laugh*, and I was extremely drained at this point, you know I didn’t have carpal tunnel syndrome. I WAS carpal tunnel syndrome. I can’t believe I actually deleted the footage. *Here shown: the face of defeat* How do we- How? What- So fast-forward like another week. Yes, we’re at three weeks at this point, *claps agressively* claps for perseverance! Things were spooky. *uh oh* But not spookier than the temper tantrum I’m throwing BECAUSE I DELETED HALF THE FOOTA- You know, I don’t usually swear. You have to catch me on a really bad day for me to let one loose, but I’m this close 😲 to just opening the floodgates of potty mouth, if you know what I mean. Anyways, back to Halloween. Of course, I dressed up for the occasion. And uh, no. My costume shouldn’t have surprised anyone. *peel the avocaado!* *gua-camole!* *gua-gua-camole!* I’m not even going to.. You know what? I’ll just show myself out. Merry Halloween everybody. I need to finish this goddamn painting right now. Now, full disclosure. There was supposed to be a Halloween video. If this video didn’t turn out to be such a butt boil to film. I was supposed to go trick-or-treating with my mom I know, impeccable idea. In hindsight though, I really don’t think that would have been the best of ideas, cuz I’m pretty sure the government would have found some issue with two adults essentially stealing candy from little kids, but last time I checked, Justin Trudeau has no business knowing what I get up to on Halloween. So at this point the painting was almost done. The abomination was almost complete. Voldemort was like, six Horcruxes in to coming back to life, and he was giving off major Rat-boy vibes. The only thing I really had left were those trees in the corner. Now I implore you not to look too closely at those things, because there’s some really *hand swing* confusing things going on there, to say the least. I truly had no idea what was happening anymore at this point. I was more just painting to finish the painting than actually enjoy it. Which sucks. *inhale* uh, We’re here now though, so there’s no going back. Finally. The last corner was upon me! I was excited. Now, I’ll admit, the mural was looking pretty good at this point and I was starting to get to see the full image come to fruition, if you know what I mean. This final corner? Don’t look too close at it, because it really is questionable. Thank GOD the bed is gonna cover this thing. Three intersecting planes does not always a corner make (??? what??) You know, this whole experience reminded me of this time in the 8th grade, when I had a history project, where I had to create a poster for the Battle of Passchendaele. I spent three days painting the background of that stupid poster as a war scene. What was the point of that? No one asked. No one cared. The teacher didn’t care, your classmates didn’t care, Joanna. Why? You know, I have the utmost respect for my classmates who had to deal with my unnecessary extra-ness, but eventually I persevered. I finished the thing, but unfortunately, it was pretty underwhelming. *oh god.* I’m done. *stares into the void* *the void stares back* Holy SH- So yeah! Now that that’s over and done with.. This thing is on my wall now forever. I mean, despite all of my grievances I have to say that I’m happy with it. You know, could it be better? Yes, but it could always be better. This would have been a much better video If I hadn’t deleted half the footage, but we’re not gonna talk about that. You know why? ‘Cuz blood pressure is a thing and I’m not here trying to die before 30 years old. You wanna see a visual representation of this video? *what’s Joana doing?* *uhm.. Oh?* *oh god, she’s feral. help* *absolute destruction ensues* *oh gOd doN’T EAT IT* Yeah. It’s something like that. When you look at the big picture of this painting, it really does stand as a testament to my suffering. I persevered, I came through. And from afar, it looks good. It’s kind of like Betty Midler telling you that God doesn’t see your issues *inhale* because he’s looking from afar. Yeah, I didn’t know God was nearsighted either. Are there glasses in heaven? I’m offending so many people right now. Okay, so let’s talk about the absolute cost of this video. Number one: Paint. The sheer amount of paint I used for this? Honestly, unholy and unspeakable. I emptied out every single tube of green paint I had and then some. We went back to Michael’s like, three separate times, okay. The CRA really has to be wondering what the heck is going on with my business expenses at this point. Number two: Brushes. So there are a couple of brushes that I really couldn’t have done this whole thing without, you know. MVP’s. Most valuable paint-brushes. The fan brush. I mean, a classic . This is such a strange brush, but when push comes to shove, she pushes really hard. Every single one of my Filbert paint brushes- Drag my pronunciation. I dare you. Going from skinny to thick. And of course, who could forget all of my two-inch paint brushes. Mud cakes! I talked about this earlier in the video and I just- I really don’t think it would be productive for me to disclose the precise amount of mud cakes I ate. Homework? I haven’t heard of her in three weeks. Pretty sure procrastination kidnapped her. Sleep? What’s a sleep? Excuse me, pretty sure procrastination kidnapped her too. And finally: Mental state. You know, I really didn’t think that this whole experience could have gotten any worse *inhale* Until I deleted half the footage. Yeah, I cried for like 30 minutes, you know. And then did I also download a super sketchy app off the internet for a 130 dollars, that would try to salvage deleted files? Yeah. And did it not work? Yeah. How did I cope with this? I searched up “I’m mad playlist” on Youtube and played that crap until my eardrums went numb. So yeah, that’s it. That’s the end of the video. I’m sorry I made you wait two weeks for this. This could have been such a good video if I wasn’t so much of a dumb idiot and pressed the delete button. Look at this. Okay. My notes for this video. They’re in capital letters. I’m thinking in capital letters- Actually? Screw you, I’m thinking in Comic Sans. Yeah, that’s right, get offended. Are you ready for the world’s worst peel p*rn? *tape-ripping* *aggressive Joana noises* *more ripping* aaAAAh, NO! *more angry noises* aAAA- Woo! *throw* *grunt* aaAaaaAaAAAAAA Stupid tape. I’m really that this is what you’re getting this week. This had so much potential to be a great video… And I literally took a match to its butt and lit it on fire. *rips tape* I just took off chunks of my ceiling. *ripping* *Joana grunt* *oh god what is she-* *oh gOD WATCH OUT-*

100 thoughts on “I painted a mural on my bedroom wall

  1. Joana I love your channel but this video was completely terrible I don’t click on a YouTube video to see an 18 year old woman complaining about deleting half of the footage for 50% of the video rather than just talking about the painting, your jokes are not funny anymore, I unsubscribed and hope for the best for your dark looking future I still have hope one day I can call this a good channel again.

  2. I feel like there some thing missing from this video but I cant quite put my finger on it. Foot kids?… foliage?…foie gras?. No, idk nevermind.

  3. Best YouTuber of the year goes to…… Joana Cedia why you may ask well you know a good YouTuber when she deletes half the footage

  4. Oh, actually I only care about your drawing, it's great, and you're great. You inspire me a lot. keep going. Thanks very much <3

  5. joana ceddia is god. she is gorgeous. she is an ARTIST. and she is funny as hecc, if anyone is brave enough to disagree they can suck a crusty left toe.
    thats my ted talk

  6. I feel bad for the loser who finds himself stuck between her scawny legs and falls alseep before bringing her to orgasm…the lecture he'll face would last two hours and scar his soul for life. The neurotic nightmare would delete any hope of his mental health and render his balls numb.

  7. Y’all probably didn’t know this but…

    ˢᴴᴱ ᴰᴱᴸᴱᵀᴱᴰ ᴴᴬᴸᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᶠᴼᴼᵀᴬᴳᴱ

  8. Hey, hey guys I uhhh… think John Cena may have deleted half of the footage

    But maybe that's just me 🤷🏽‍♀️

  9. 20 hours of footage just chilling

    Joana editing the video: DELETES THE FOOTAGE

    Joana: Wastes $130 on trying to fix it but doesn't

  10. Painting is my life but I am whole lay incapable of painting anything even half that size, you are SO TALENTED 😮 I think it looks magnificent!

  11. Triggered Joana: "I'm really sorry that this is what you're getting this week…"
    Also Joana: I just took off chunks of my ceiling. dying of laughter

    Honestly this video is amazing. There is nothing I love more than Joana being her funny quirky self in front of people that love and support her. I cannot stress enough about how much of a QUEEN she is. I practically go on Youtube just to watch her. <3<3<3<3

  12. You may or may not see this but I absolutely love your videos. You’ve actually inspired my video editing style and I thank you for that 😎

  13. I subbed like a year ago and you got 3 million since them??? I’m the sole reason because it only happened after I subscribed????

  14. Wow… that’s amazing!
    I only have ever painted a touch up due to a chip on my wall.

    I wanted to frame that chip Picasso.

  15. Shut up Jonana! Leonardo di Caprio painted the 16. chapel. You know how freaking long that took him? And guess what: ALL the footage was lost! So would you please stop complaining!

  16. I love the idea of moving to a rural area. Can I go with you? I lived in a rural area when I was a kid for 2 years. It was great.

  17. so if furrry bears was the fusion i mean function of time i will be the amcsemtoronshvzuhvfhVVVvbkfgdvcuhev…………..
    i dont know what these BIG words mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Damn. Mercury Retrograde strikes again. Mercury entered its' shadow phase on October 11 and stationed retrograde on Halloween. Mural turned out amazing, sorry about the lost footage.

  19. Omg the top comment got me u know how silly u sound constructively critiquing one of the fastest growing vlogs on youtube. She literally created a new editing style like dude… can we please also get some criticism on Alexander the greats military strategy his last conquest looked sloppy

  20. Had a pretty shitty day today and found this video. Guess you've got a new sub now because fuck did this lift my mood 🙂

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