Mexicans Have Been Stealing Pieces of The Wall | The Daily Show

Mexicans Have Been Stealing Pieces of The Wall | The Daily Show

My favorite story of the year and possibly my favorite story
in my entire life. The concertina wire
or the razor wire used to reinforce
the U.S.-Mexico border is being stolen and sold by Tijuana residents
for protection due to the city’s
high crime rate, according to officials. Some homes in the area
were also seen with the same razor wire added for an extra layer
of protection, but residents refuse to say
where they got the material. (laughter) (cheering and applause) Yeah. Oh, no. I’m sorry, guys. This is insane. You heard that right.
Mexico is stealing the wall. (laughter) (applause) Oh, man. Oh, man.
I wish I could have been there when Donald Trump saw this story
on the news. Knowing him, he probably went
like, “They did what? “Nancy, I’m gonna need you
to spot me another $8 billion. We’re gonna need another wall
to protect the first one.” (laughter) And, I mean, now, if they’re stealing razor wire
for their houses, they might as well just steal
the whole wall next, right? ‘Cause no one’s
ever thought of that. It was like,
“America will build a wall.” No one ever thought
Mexico will steal it. Like, Mexicans
will be showing off their new home security system
like, “I built a wall around my house,
and Donald Trump paid for it.” (laughter) (cheering and applause)

100 thoughts on “Mexicans Have Been Stealing Pieces of The Wall | The Daily Show

  1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    ยกVIVA Mร‰XICO! ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ

  2. Jokes aside, keep in mind, those people STEALING your wall are the same people you're proud of getting into your country.

    Just food for thought

  3. and a russian channel is showing pictures of it ahhahahahahhahaah

  4. Trump: "We're gonna a build a wall so high so thick that the Mexicans can't pass through it"

    Mexicans:"Alright then we'll just take it."

  5. #ReduceInequalities #EqualityMovement

    If you think building the greatest wall of (family separating) division in human history since China to defend or even further empower your inequality is a good idea that you support, you might be a horrible person.

    If you think forcing the already poorer nation to pay for your golden Great Wall of Drumpflandia (fear and greed) to defend and to certainly further extend and empower your inequality is a good idea that you support, you are inescapably a horrible person.

    STOP harming people for your fear and greed (fear)! #SomosUno

    When problems of migration or crime are present (anywhere, ever), reduce the inequalities to solve the problem, don't instead spend grand sums of money building great walls of defense of your inequality and definitely don't also then force the already suffering to pay for your wall, don't separate immigrant children as an intentionally torturous deterrent, don't build great militaries, don't occupy and bomb others, etc…

  6. So u think this is funny.. well tbh i got family who are born Mexican citizens building our wall now so you sound ridiculous and i refuse to watch u anymore praying u get canned

  7. How is this really funny? They are stealing it to protect themselves because the country is a shit hole. Also if Walls don't work then why they stealing it to protect themselves?

  8. My cousin once told me that "it's sad really,cause my mom was talking about how she and everyone got mad when trump called us thieves,and yet here it is,"our people" are living up to the title and now, we can't even say it isn't true"

  9. They arenโ€™t paying for the WALL… they just straight up taking it home! And yet this was his solution saying that even though they come through tunnels, legal crossings, and a ladder can help you over the WALL we need not worry! The new underground economy for security equipment is get some wire on the border! Itโ€™s paid for by Americans!

    Presidente Fox must be laughing his butt off watching Americans pay for the WALL!

  10. That's funny as hell!!!! Mexicans stealing!!!! Breaking the law!!!! Insinuating they are thieves!!!! Oh wait a minute….

  11. a black man might take a dollar or stab a man 4 protection?a brown man might rob a store or shoot a man 2 feed his FAMILY – BUT WHO WANT's & HAS TRYDE 2 BLOW THE WORLD – UP & is always trying to TAKE IT ALL because "their dog told them"

  12. What a racist bigot this guy is.. Iโ€™m offended by his โ€œMexican impressionโ€ at the end. Racist!

  13. That is not โ€œthe wallโ€ either idiot! Iโ€™d like to see them try and take the wall from us! It would never happen!! But itโ€™s a good example of why we need a wall by showing the kinda thieves that are just across that border Iโ€™m sure it makes a lot of border town residents feel more safe that the thieves are blocked out!

  14. Whats more shocking is that anyone believes this nut job trvor whatever.. How can they steal a steel wall anchored deep in the ground.. STOP BEING SO GULLIBLE LIBS!! Trevor whatever sucks…

  15. Brown people are trash. Itโ€™s funny watching ugly brown people laugh at their stupidity as if they are outsmarting the system. No youโ€™re just trash. None of this is funny itโ€™s just brown people feeling tough.

  16. Funny stuff but Isnt that the old wall? I thought the new one was made of steel ?

  17. Trump loves Mexico, imagine all those jobs his going to give to Mexico to build a wall. After they steal it brick to brick. That is called misdion accomplished.

  18. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜† Mexicanos! Wake up go steal the wall have a Tequila then have an afternoon siesta wake up go back to the wall steal some more go back home use parts of the wall to build their own have some food then some more Tequila go to sleep and repeat! The best bit Donald Trump has actually created employment for the Mexicans instead of American citizens and getting the American tax payers to pay for for it all – What a dumb-ass! The new Slogan should read "We made Mexico great within a 1000 days"

  19. โ€œI built a wall around my house, and Donald Trump paid for itโ€

    Best plot twist EVER. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


  21. This is sad. It's a great example of what a shithole country Mexico is and why we shouldn't be letting the riff raff into our country. Not only is their whole country abandoned to vice, crime and violence, they steal anything that isn't nailed down.

  22. Trover looks like Mexico is now trying

  23. Traitor Noah is the happiest he as ever been… yea, screw the U.S., we should all move to Mexico. Pesky white people, always inventing stuff and complicating things. Life was so much better before the industrial revolution. Take us back there, Trevor – one laugh at a time.

  24. Let this insensitive man speak to an Angel family whoโ€™s lost a child to someone THEN he can make a joke. BAD Taste.

  25. The joke is on Trump and his worshippers. Drug smugglers and others are using $100 saws to cut through Trump's wall. Border Patrol thinks they have the solution but they're getting outsmarted very easily.

  26. Juana I need iron bars for the new house Im building, where in heaven can I get them cheap. Dont worry Pedro, you can get them for free at the wall Trump is building. He is paying for it. Thank you Juanita, and thank you very much mr. Trump. I hope you will win the next election, youre making our lives easier.

  27. Yeah I guess that's pretty funny I mean what else do you do I thought when someone even comes close to the wall or tries to scale it they have some kind of wires that send signals to the people to come to that location.people act like they want these immigrants to come here I'm not saying all of them are bad people at all. And I don't care what the news says that it helps when they come here they take the jobs that Americans don't want you really believe all that crap.I have friends of mine right now one is a construction worker and one is a welder and they say that it's hurting them big-time, so much more I can say to this,but if everybody cared so much about the immigrants why don't you take care of them yourselves, give them food give them money hell why don't you even let them come live with you.I'm not being mean saying this but check into the homeless problem they have in California right now. People really think Donald Trump is some kind of dictator like he separating families he's keeping kids in cages I mean there's people actually believe this and they proved that that was when Obama was the president. And I'm not even blaming Obama it's just why is Trump getting all all the hate.if he had the antidote for the cure of cancer the Democrats will be fighting him on that as well saying it's not true don't believe really think it's in the heart of these Democrats to give the illegals free healthcare.look on YouTube Google it they got videos all over the place where Obama Clinton all of them just four years ago were saying what Trump is saying now look it up. This is one of the reasons that started the walkaway campaign,I mean come on they were just talkin with Trump is talking about four years ago building a barrier doing something go look it up it's unreal and Trevor you want to say this about Trump and laughing about it.don't y'all realize and just from looking at the videos of four years ago with these Democrats on what they saying that they doing this just to get votes 100% true

  28. โŒIllegal Immigrant Crossings Fall 78% and Once Overcrowded Cells are Empty. Thanks to President Trump ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธbuilding more wall and securing the border. ๐Ÿ‘

  29. people cheering legal immigration ..? and then being mad bout high taxes? that gumface in studio has probably never done real job

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