Cambodia 18:00 Hours
*Safari music plays* You didn’t see me, but here I am. BeastMaster64™*don’t you mean 69 (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ * *grunts while crawling* *repeats* BeastMaster64™ *ok. ಠ╭╮ಠ* *Music pauses* *Here. We have BeastMaster64 giving birth to a new dank baby* *Music contiues*
It’s been eighteen months Eighteen licks lips eight… teen *fucking tRIPPY* *shhh* x3 Thats poodiepie right there. I’ve infiltrated his office I’ve killed all kinds of shit. Pokémon Dogs
*Laughs like a sociopath* I ate a Chihuahua once.
*true story* But if there one thing I’ve never hunted It’s a Youtuber I’m not just gonna hunt a second level piece of shit Youtuber like… *pauses* Markiplier. Oh frick. Wait. No! Oh no. I’m on the hunt for the “Poodiepie” The greatest god damn Youtuber of all time
#SelfCentered Love his channel, but it needs to die. *epic music starts* *dank intro=dank quality* I’m not just going to kill poodiepie I’m gonna eat his asshole tonight Pewds: Thats…?
Brad: HA ha ha *pewds giggle* *lets try again*
I’m not just gonna kill pewdiepie, I’m going to challenge him *pauses* Then I’ll kill him I’m gonna beat him *grunts while kicking* Just like I killed Jacksepticeye. *gonna see how much Septiplier fans he pissed off….* I’m going to challenge him, in a duel *I’m not a Septiplier supporter.* Then I’ll kill him Have you ever heard of Leafy *yes* More like… Thats him there *Leafy: y u roast me so bad* What did I say about talking back to me? *Leafy: That hurts.* plant You’re a plant
*no shit pewds* You’re going to pay tonight for that. *Solid snake music plays* *licks razor blade* *has an orgasm* You got a new hero. I love you like you were my father I based my whole career after this man. I wish I could call you daddy.
Can I call you daddy? *call me big daddy ˙ ͜ʟ˙* *sad music plays*
Snake please Snake! Snakeo! *high pitch school girl voice*
SNAKE-OOOO Please Snake: Why are we still here?
Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg. The first this has been bothering me for too fucking long These fucking light, don’t turn off! *loud gun shot* Pewds: Oh Jesus! What the fuck are they made of? Oh, oh… I missed THATS IMPOSSIBLE! I’ve never missed a shot in my life, from that close? Holy shit He’s nearby. Him being in his office effects my skills *shitty kazoo playing* he’s near *loud gun shot*
*glass smashing* *Silence* That fucking right *epic music plays* Am I gonna get in trouble for this? 360 *loud gun shot* Do you think it will go though the roof? Cause theirs people working upstairs Ah thats concrete, we’re good Hell yeah, I’m not going to jail bitch! Ha ha! *not again…* Is that a fucking water bottle? *aims* *loud gun shot* Wait I hit it? Its leaking! look at that shit *those aiming skills* hell yeah *loud gun shot*
Got em’ *why the fuck did you shoot that water bottle* *what did it ever do to you* *triggered much* *i am going to flag this video* *Swedish National Anthem starts playing* BeastMaster? *some Swedish garbage* Hey poodiepie, nice to finally meet you. *Swedish: You need to die I challenge you to a shot off, who ever wins… Gets to destroy the the other loves most. *more Swedish but with some crying for some reason* If I win, I get to shot your 50,000,000… thing? whatever, I don’t care AND I get to kill you. If you win, you get my most prized position, in the entire universe it is… been with me since I was born no… I’m okay, don’t worry bro Thats right, it’s on bitch! *Swedish* *Leafy: Subscreb to meh chanel* Leafy, what did I say? What did I fucking say? huh? If your going to be a… if your going to be a plant then shut the fuck up, you’re a plant Nobody watches you anymore he hates when I say that *Pewds giggle* Why don’t you take a three day break? *piff* He went on a three day break. He made a video saying hes going on a break, and how long was the break? Three days? Three fucking days? This is how you do it in Call of Duty
*loud gun shot* Let’s not fire at the glass anymore. Pewds: I should definitely not have a gun
Brad: No, no you shouldn’t *Swedish* *even more Swedish* *gun shot* OH HO, Ha ha Yeah! ha hah ha *Swedish* BeastMaster64 *robotic voice* Perfect You call that a gun? Here we go!
*kisses gun* my first shot As steady as a rabbit… bird *gun shot* *Uncontrollable evil laughter* oh Oh, OH! being on a cross wasn’t a hard enough time *Oh my god! You killed Jesus! You bastard!!* Now you been shot… in the dick! *robotic voice* Perfect *more Swedish* *gun shot* WOW! *swedish* *robotic voice* Japan Time for number two baby! This banana is gonna go…. banana, okay here we go lock and load just gotta aim… *sad music starts*
I’ve never killed a banana before Is it morally correct Who am I to say if a banana lives or dies I suppose we all go to hell anyways *gun shot* I mean if I missed that, that would be pretty shit. I GOT EM’ see right there? Thats the penis of the banana *robotic voice* Perfect *Swedish* *gun shot* *gun shot* ooooh… *robotic voice* Japan Last shot, if i get this one… you die pewdiepie *gun shot* *rip Leafy* damn I won! Thats right I won! But I must confirm the kill *gun shot* wow *rip Leafy* *Grunts* *Pewds giggle* *robotic voice* You win! *Crying* Be right back, I’m going to kill what you love. *swedish* Now I get to destroy the 50,000,000 then I’m gonna destroy you Cause I’m BeastMaster64™ *gun shot* *loud explosion*
*sad piano starts* AHHHHHH! *loud explosion continues* whats this? huh! your old gun what a piece of shit *crying* *Swdish cry for mercy* Now its time for the real poodiepie *gun shot* *rip pewdiepie* *sad piano continues* The End *Directed by Michael Bay* Wait! What! Hes alive! *gun shot* *Whatcha Say plays*
Mm whatcha say? that you only meant well? Well of course you did Mm whatcha say? Mm that it’s all for the be- *gun shot*
Mm whatcha say? Mm that you only meant well? Well of course you did. Mm whatcha say? *gun shot*
Mm whatcha say? Mm that you on- *okay its 10 minuets go home* *gun shot x3* *gun shot* *gun shot x2* *gun shot x3* *gun shot x2* *gun shot x2* *gun shot* *gun shot* *gun shot x2*