J: I want you to imagine the sun J: Rising over the Sahara B: So beautiful! J: And there’s a bunch of animals… J: That are standing underneath a stone J: And one animal steps forth J: Then he takes from behind… J: He raises it up to the sun! J: It’s Elton John but with a baby body! B: What the fuck!? B: Why’s it so ugly? E: I have one piece of advice for you for this mod E: Be… Prepared A: Like little mermaid? Something like that… E: It’s Scars song. From the Lion King! J: Scar’s song!? E: He goes Be Prepared! (J: That’s the one song no one knows!) J: From that whole thing E: (Laughing) Look at his face! E: In Lion king… Simba’s father, Mufasa, E: Is killed by his brother… Scar. B: (Gasps) A: Are we in the lion king? Hey, it’s the lion king A: Here he is. – J: Go on, Elyse. E: And who has to go avenge his death? – Timon! E: Okay, Adam before we… oh. E: That’s not how Timon would behave! J: It’s the circle of life! B: Hakuna Matata E: I spewed on her tata’s! (Laughing) B: Look at him, Timon’s getting up to mischief! E: You need to go murder Scar. A: Let’s go kill Scar J: Murder Scar? Oh! E: To avenge Mufasa’s death. E: Mufasa! (Strange laugh) B: What the hell is that? E: You don’t remember the movie? E: Mufasa! (Giggle again) E: B: What the fuck? J: It’s a Lion King mod, Elyse. J: Look at the lion king mod. B: Is super run on, or something? J: It’s still Harry Potter. B: Oh, yeah. Right. A: So is Mufasa’s face in the cloud or something? J: The Hollywood sign! E: No! You have to do it real, like Timon! B: No he’s doing it. J: This is what Timon would do. J: He’ll steal a magical car. B: Uh oh, it’s on fire. E: Can you at least us the parachute instead or whatever? B: That person was like “What the fuck?” J: Nathan… J: Who is… J: Who is Nathan Lane? E: What Nathan lane in lion king? B: No, he was Timon J: Was he Timon? B&A: Yes! B: Because Pumba is (Mocks voice) B: And Nathan Lane is like (High pitched voice) B: Alright, we made It to the sign. J: Over there, it’s Scar! B: Oh, wait, whose that?! J: It’s Scar! J: Adam, just throw a grenade down there. E: No! Adam, Please! B: No, Adam don’t kill him. I’m guessing it’s not Scar. J: You don’t want to get too close to scar so just blow him- B: Burn him a little bit. E: No, Adam, please. B: Look at that! B: Whoa! And a Monkey! J: Rafiki B: Oh, sure, yeah… whatever. E: It’s your old… B: What did you just fire? (J: What are you doing?) A: He’s got a uh… B: Oh, it’s a fire extinguisher. B: There they are! J: (Pumpa impression) Hey there, Little buddy! J: How did he sound? I don’t know A: That’s about right E: (Singing) When I was a young warthog B: The cops are on ya! J: They work for Scar! B: Ooh, boy. J: You shot Rafiki. B: Oh no! Rafiki! J: You gassed him E: He didn’t even have time to tell you the clue! J: What’s the next clue? E: Well… B: Now Pumba’s dead. J: Do it in Rafiki’s voice! (E: No…) B: Don’t do it in Rafiki’s voice… B: Don’t do it. J: Why? If it’s not racist then do it! E: Who killed Pumba? A: He passed out because he farted so hard. E: Well what Rafiki would have told you E: If he wasn’t gunned down by the police E: J: Top of the mountain B: That’s got to be mount chiliad A: Mount Chiliad, yeah E: No… That’s not what it is. J: Top of the building. Top of the Maze bank E: No, come on guys. Think about it! J: See the clearest… B: Um… B: The Ocean? B: Airplane? J: It’s the top of the building. B: It’s gotta be the top of a building! E: It’s the top of a building but.. J: Yeah, Maze Bank. A: Okay. E: No that’s not what it is. A: Thank you James, smartest man in the world. J: Solved it B: I don’t know, Elyse… E: Shall I just tell you guys? J: Yeah, Sure. E: The Observatory B: Oh, Right! E: Observe… See! B: The most clearly! E: The telescopes. B: Fly back up there. A: One sec… B: Oh my gosh… (E: Come on!) J: Hakuna Matata! E: What does this have to do with finding Scar? J: It means no worries! (Explosions) (game: Retreat!) B: They say retreat, you bet! B: If I saw what ever the fuck Timon is flying around B: With a parachute on his back… E: Is he a Meerkat? B: Who gives a shit? J: There he is! (B: Oh!) A: Father! B: Wow that was a nice jump Adam, Good job. A: Aaand pull the chute B: What are you doing? B: Oh my gosh. B: How are you going so fast B: Wait… why are they ‘Human centipede-ing’ E: I accidentally spawned two… E: I didn’t know how to get rid of one. B: How do animals… How do lions have sex? J: Have you not seen a video of a lion having sex? It’s awesome! J: It’s Scar! B: Oh, it is Scar! Fight him! J: Why is he- B: There’s two of them, kill him! J: Light him on fire so we can fuck him B&J: That was easy. J: He was endangered so you’re actually under arrest. B: (Laughing) Oh no! E: Uh… Revenge is satisfied. E: Mufasa will see him in the sky now… E: His spirit can rest… J: Where is he J: Is he up there? E: That’s not a thing, that’s not in the mod E: But it should be A: We can photoshop it in real quick J: There he is! B: It’s beautiful B: You can’t see Timon… That’s scary! J: It’s like in, what is it, lost world J: When the raptors are taking everyone. J: There’s something in the bushes! B: It’s Nathan Lane! B: Can we put Timon in the ironman suit? E: I don’t… think so B: Well then spawn ironman and Timon will fight him! (Laughing) J: Don’t worry screwattack! We’ll settle this death battle ourselves J: Who is that? (E,B&A:) It’s ironman J: Oh shit, J: Oh he’s dead… (B: Good shot!) J: Oh there he is! B: He’s up there flying. J: He looks like scrap in the air. B: (Laughing) Why wont he come to you? B: He only flies around you. A: Can I be Pumba? E: You can be Rafiki J: You can only be the ones that walk on their hind legs E: You can be Pumba if you want but you won’t be able to use a weapon. B: What about Young Simba E: You won’t be able to hold a weapon B: Can Timon fight the hulk? B: Or Ironman? B: Or Green goblin? (A: Stop a train…) A: Can I be Rafiki? How do I do that? E: He is best man I think J: You’re damn right he is. J: Gosh. B: Look at the blood that came out him J: (Accent) Ay, Yo! It’s me! Rafiki! B: He doesn’t talk like that… B: Oooh, Rafiki! J: He wrote peace J: He wrote the symbol on his face B: Where’s the hulk? B: I wanna see the hulk. (Laughing) B: Wait who else is there? B: Uh ironman… Oh, superman! J: There’s a guy right behind you. B: This is just like Avengers! (J: He’s coming for you Adam!) B: You better hurry! J: He’s coming! B: Spawn enemy B&J: Whoa! B: It’s a good thing that fence was there! J: That was close! B: Super close. E: Y-You know what could be fun? E: If we just spawned all the characters E: And had them all standing next to each other E: So we could see the full cast B: Wow you must have been really fun when you were a kid. A: I found somebody… B: Who is that? B: It’s the flash? A: Oh it’s Harry Potter guy! J: Oh, yeah! It’s Gringotts! B: Oh yeah it’s the goblin! J: Get his ass! J: Give me your old, Goblin! J: You gotta shoot him in the back, yeah. J: Take his gold (Laughing) B: Oh shit! A: Oh, no. It’s like a dead child B: Rafiki and Spider-Man are Best friends J: Are we just in Hollywood and highland right now? A: Uh, Scar might be dead. B: Look at his tail… Rigor mortis set in-aw J: Help! Help! My paw’s stuck! B: Mash him into the ground A: The cars so much harder to drive in this mode J: Scar, get in B: Oh no he’s dead J: Scar! – A: Come on buddy! J: So here’s the game, alright, J: Land on the end of the train. J: Spawn as Simba J: You won’t have a gun… J: You have to get to the front of the train as Simba J: By only jumping… If you don’t then Mufasa dies B: That’s impossible – J: We put a bullet in his head A,B&J: Aw, He’s so cute! J: Uh, he’s not that cute. B: He’s still holding a weapon though B: (Simba Voice) I’ve got a rifle! J: Oh, he’s down. A: And then he died J: So you can’t climb B: Slammed right into that wall there J: He maintains a positive demeanour though E: He reminds me of Benson… B: You can’t jump over it? J: You can’t jump A: There’s no jump option B: Lions can’t jump? J: Yeah… It’s science. A: Go save your dad! B&J: Whoaaaa! E: Extreme Simba! J: Land it Simba! (B: Uh oh…) J: Simba there is still time, J: A cat always lands on its feet! (B: That’s true) J: Watch… J: Always J: Oof (Laughter) J: After this we will look up lions having sex. B: Oh man I cant wait, I’m looking forward to that. B: We haven’t seen Mufasa or Simba, Have we? J&E: That’s Simba!
B: No, the older Simba! E: So… I can’t do Mufasa, Simba and Scar all together… J: Cause it brings back too many memories? E: No… J: Because they cover up the same character model in the game? E: Yeah… B: Oh that makes sense…
J: So you pick Scar!? J: Over Mufasa!? J: King of the Lions!
B: Yeah, King of the lions! E: It’s just canon for Timon to go kill him B: That’s one thing we want to stick to in these GTA mods… canon J: We only have 8 movies
B: Now Spawn in Ironman and the flash! J: We only have 8 movies worth of Lore to work with J: Oh, he’s coming in! B: There he was! B: I think he already lazered you. J: There he is! I recognise his suit! J: You’re losing health real fast! J: You gotta get up and run, Simba! J: We can’t even see him! (Ooooh!) E: Wow superman just kneed him in the face B: (Laughing) In cargo shorts! (Laughter) B: Well was that good? Did we do it?
A: I think we did it.