Tony Rock’s Favorite Comedian Is His Brother (But Not Chris)

Tony Rock’s Favorite Comedian Is His Brother (But Not Chris)


FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR
AND STAND-UP COMEDIAN WHO HOSTS THE NEW GAME SHOW “THE GAME OF
DATING.” PLEASE WELCOME TONY ROCK. ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>HOW YOU DOING.>>Stephen: NOW, LISTEN,
THANKS FOR BEING HERE ON THE LIVE SHOW.>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME. I WILL NOT CURSE. DON’T WORRY.>>Stephen: GOOD, I HOPE I
WON’T. YOU’RE A STAND-UP, SO BEING LIVE
AT 12:30 AT NIGHT, MUST FEEL PERFECTLY NATURAL I FOR ME.>>THIS IS EARLY. THIS IS EARLY FOR ME UPON I HAVE
A SUIT ON, I WAS ON STEPHEN COLBERT TONIGHT. WE’RE GOING OUT.>>Stephen: WE’RE GOING OUT?>>YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT WOULD
LOOK, I WALK BOA CLUB, “ME AND MY MAN STEPHEN COLBERT NEED AN
TABLE.”>>Stephen: I THINK I MIGHT
LOOK COOLER BEING WITH YOU. PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS, BUT
YOU’RE ACTUALLY WANT BROTHER OF CHRIS ROCK.>>YES, SIR.>>Stephen: AND DOES IT BOTHER
HIM THAT YOU’RE SO YOUNG AND HANDSOME?>>IT DOES, IT DOES.>>Stephen: YOU’RE THE YOUNGER
BROTHER, RIGHT?>>YES, I CAN HIT A JUMP SHOT, I
CAN HIT A BASEBALL. IT KILLS HIM.>>Stephen: HOW MANY KIDS.>>CHARLES, TONY, ANDY, JORDAN.>>Stephen: WHAT DID DOWRKSA
10? HOWFD CAN DO YOU THEM.>>ARE YOU 11, REALLY?>>I’M 11th OF 11. WHERE DO YOU FALL IN THE FAMILY?>>I’M FOURTH.>>Stephen: YOUR BROTHER IS A
COMEDIAN, YOU’RE A COMEDIAN–>>MY BABY BROTHER JORDAN. 24 YEARS OLD. JORDAN ROCK IS MY FAVORITE
COMEDIAN. HE’S ON A NETFLIX SHOW CALLED
“LOVE.”>>Stephen: DID CHRIS KNOW
HE’S A COMEDIAN?>>I THINK HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS.>>Stephen: ARE THERE A LOT–
IS IT A REALLY FUNNY FAMILY?>>YES.>>Stephen: IS BEING FUNNY A
CURRENCY?>>YES.S
FIRESTONE FAMILY HAS TIRES. AND, YOU KNOW, THE HEINZ HAS
KETCHUP, THE ROCKS HAVE JOKE GLAWLZ THE TIME. LIKE AT A FUNERAL?>>YEAH, LOOK AT HIS SHIRT. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: I COULDN’T BE
CAUGHT DEAD IN THAT SHIRT.>>WHY IS SHE CRYING?>>”I WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN
THAT SHIRT?”>>Stephen: WE WERE ACTUALLY
TOLD ONCE TO NOT– TO STOP LAUGHING AT THE WAKE.>>MY MOTHER WOULD DO THIS IN
CHURCH TO US ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE WE WOULD ACT LIKE WE
CALL THE THE HOLY GHOST JUST TO BE FUNNY. ( LAUGHTER )
AND MY MOTHER WAS LIKE –>>Stephen: AS WELL SHE
SHOULD.>>”IT’S THE LORD, MOM AI CAN’T
CONTROL IT. IT’S THE LORD.”>>Stephen: YOU GOT THE NEW
SHOW. IT’S CALLED “THE GAME OF
DATING.”>>TUESDAY NIGHTS AT 8:00, TV1.>>Stephen: HOW IS THIS SHOW
“THE GAME OF DATING,” DIFFERENT FROM OTHER DATING SHOWS. “IN THE BACHELOR” THEY HAVE A
ROSE. HOW DOES IT WORK? TALK US THROUGH IT.>>SMIEN DIFFERENT BECAUSE THERE
HAS NEVER BEEN A SHOW LIKE THIS. IT’S A DATING SHOW WHERE YOU
WATCH TWO DATES BUT THERE ARE THREE TEAMS THAT WATCH DATES TO
PREDICT WHAT WILL HAPPEN AND WIN MONEY.>>Stephen: THERE ARE PEOPLE
WATCHING DATE ON HIDDEN CAMERA?>>YES.>>Stephen: YOU PAUSE IT?>>I PAUSE THE ACTION PAIN GUY
SHOWS UP TO THE DATE, GIVES THE GIRL FLOWERS, YOU LOOK GREAT.Y. PAUSE, WHAT DOES SHE SAY IN
RESPONSE, “YOU LOOK GREAT, TOO. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST WOKE UP.>>Stephen: I’M ALLERGIC TO
FLOWERS.>>THE TEAMS DEBATE, PLACE A
WAGER AND THE TEAM THAT WINS THE MOST MONEY WINS $10,000 AT THE
ENDS OF THE GAME.>>Stephen: WHAT DO THE PEOPLE
WHO ARE ON THE DATE WIN? THEY’RE DOIN DOING ALL THE WORK.>>THEY WIN A CHANCE AT LOVE. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: ALL RIGHT, SURE.>>IT’S A SHOT.>>Stephen: THAT’S A– THAT
SAVES A LOT ON THE BUDGET RIGHTL THERE.>>EXACTLY. ( LAUGHTER )
WE DIDN’T PAY YOU BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO FALL
IN LOVE.>>Stephen: EXACTLY HAVE YOU
BEEN ON– ARE YOU YOURSELF IN A RELATIONSHIP?>>I AM.>>Stephen: ARE YOU MARRIED?>>I’M NOT MARRIED BUT I’M IN A
RELATIONSHIP. WITH COMEDY. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: SHE’S A HARSH–
SHOOEZ A HARSH MISTRESS.>>YES.>>Stephen: SHE DOESN’T KNOW
WHEN TO STOP.>>YES.>>Stephen: SO HAVE YOU BEENER
ON TERRIBLE DATES YOURSELF? I ASSUME–
>>I’VE NEVER BEEN ON A BAD DATE. I’LL JUST END IT. I DON’T HAVE TIME TO WASTE.>>Stephen: YOU’LL END IT?>>”THIS ISN’T GOING RIGHT. I’LL CALL YOU AN URER, I’LL HOLD
THE DOOR, BUT I CAN’T WASTE TIME ON A BAD DATE.”>>Stephen: THAT’S GOOD. THAT’S GOOD ADVICE. DON’T WASTE ANY TIME.>>DON’T WASTE TIME.>>Stephen: HAVE YOU AND YOUR
BROTHER EVER BEEN IN COMPETITION FOR WOMEN, ANYTHING LIKE THAT? UH…>>Stephen: I’M GUESSING
THAT’S A YES?>>YEAH. WE WERE IN COMPETITION AND
DIDN’T KNOW IT. YOU KNOW, BROTHERS ARE VERY
COMPETITIVE. BROTHERS ARE VERY COMPETITIVE
WITH EVERYTHING– CLOTHES, CARS, HAIR CUT, WHATEVER. MY BROTHER CALLS ME, “I HAVE A
NEW GIRLFRIEND. SHE’S SO FINE. YOU HAVE TO SEE HER.” AND I SAID, “I HAVE A NEW
GIRLFRIEND, SHE’S THIS AND THIS. WE GO TO THE KNICKS GAME. I’M WITH MY GIRL. HE’S WITH HIS GIRL. STAND UP AND WAVE. HE TELLS HIS GIRL TO STAWND AND
HE DOES THE… A ( LAUGHTER )
AND I’M LOOK LIKE OH, NICE. GOOD WORK, GOOD WORK. AND I TELL MY GIRL TO STAWND. AND SHE’S LIKE, “NO, NO.” I’M LIKE, COME ON, LET HIM SEE
YOU.” AND SHE STANS UP AND THEY LOOK
AT EACH OTHER AND I SEE HIS FACE. RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD KNICKS
GAME TO FIND OUT MY BROTHER SLEPT WITH MY DATE.>>Stephen: THAT WILL DO IT.>>AND KNICKS VICTORIES ARE FEW
AND FAR BETWEEN. SHE RUINED A GOOD KNICKS GAME.>>Stephen: LOVELY TO MEET
YOU, MAN.>>PLEASURE, PLEASURE.>>Stephen: “THE GAME OF DATING”
AIRS TUESDAYS ON TVONE.

40 thoughts on “Tony Rock’s Favorite Comedian Is His Brother (But Not Chris)

  1. Colbert>Tony Rock. "Wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt" Brilliant! But then Colbert is more intelligent. That's like Deontay Wilder being invited to a show & getting knocked out.. Shouldn't happen.

  2. So we're just going to ignore the fact that Tony throws up the Illuminati triangle after every interview or show 5:48

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